Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men (2003)

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

  • Genre: Comedy
  • Creator: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
  • First Air Date: 2003-09-22
  • Last Air Date: 2015-02-19
  • Total Seasons: 12
  • Total Episodes: 262
  • Status: Ended
  • Episode Runtime: 30 min.
  • Language: e
  • Networks: CBS
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Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

  • Keywords: california, sibling relationship, composer, roommate, evil mother, malibu, advertising, drinking, beach house, casual sex, sitcom, living with sibling, set in one room
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    Two and a Half Men Seasons

    Season 0

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    20 Episodes

    Season 1

    First Air Date: 2003-09-22
    24 Episodes

    Season 2

    First Air Date: 2004-09-20
    24 Episodes

    Season 3

    First Air Date: 2005-09-19
    24 Episodes

    Season 4

    First Air Date: 2006-09-17
    24 Episodes

    Season 5

    First Air Date: 2007-09-23
    19 Episodes

    Season 6

    First Air Date: 2008-09-22
    24 Episodes

    Season 7

    First Air Date: 2009-09-21
    22 Episodes

    Season 8

    First Air Date: 2010-09-20
    16 Episodes

    Season 9

    First Air Date: 2011-09-19
    24 Episodes

    Season 10

    First Air Date: 2012-09-27
    23 Episodes

    Season 11

    First Air Date: 2013-09-26
    22 Episodes

    Season 12

    First Air Date: 2014-10-30
    16 Episodes

    Two and a Half Men Episodes

    Season 1 Episode 1
    Pilot
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    Season 1 Episode 2
    Big Flappy Bastards
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    Season 1 Episode 3
    Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
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    Season 1 Episode 4
    If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
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    Season 1 Episode 5
    The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
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    Season 1 Episode 6
    Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
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    Season 1 Episode 7
    If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
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    Season 1 Episode 8
    Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
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    Season 1 Episode 9
    Phase One, Complete
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    Season 1 Episode 10
    Merry Thanksgiving
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    Season 1 Episode 11
    Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
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    Season 1 Episode 12
    Camel Filters + Pheromones
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    Season 1 Episode 13
    Sarah Like Puny Alan
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    Season 1 Episode 14
    I Can't Afford Hyenas
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    Season 1 Episode 15
    Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
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    Season 1 Episode 16
    That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
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    Season 1 Episode 17
    Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
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    Season 1 Episode 18
    An Old Flame with a New Wick
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    Season 1 Episode 19
    I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
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    Season 1 Episode 20
    Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
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    Season 1 Episode 21
    No Sniffing, No Wowing
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    Season 1 Episode 22
    My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
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    Season 1 Episode 23
    Just Like Buffalo
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    Season 1 Episode 24
    Can You Feel My Finger?
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    Season 2 Episode 1
    Back Off, Mary Poppins
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    Season 2 Episode 2
    Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
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    Season 2 Episode 3
    A Bag Full of Jawea
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    Season 2 Episode 4
    Go Get Mommy's Bra
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    Season 2 Episode 5
    Bad News from the Clinic?
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    Season 2 Episode 6
    The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
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    Season 2 Episode 7
    A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
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    Season 2 Episode 8
    Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
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    Season 2 Episode 9
    Yes, Monsignor
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    Season 2 Episode 10
    The Salmon Under My Sweater
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    Season 2 Episode 11
    Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
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    Season 2 Episode 12
    A Lung Full of Alan
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    Season 2 Episode 13
    Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow
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    Season 2 Episode 14
    Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts
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    Season 2 Episode 15
    Smell the Umbrella Stand
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    Season 2 Episode 16
    Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
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    Season 2 Episode 17
    Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
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    Season 2 Episode 18
    It was 'Mame,' Mom
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    Season 2 Episode 19
    A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
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    Season 2 Episode 20
    I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
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    Season 2 Episode 21
    A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
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    Season 2 Episode 22
    That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
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    Season 2 Episode 23
    Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
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    Season 2 Episode 24
    Does This Smell Funny to You?
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    Season 3 Episode 1
    Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
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    Season 3 Episode 2
    Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
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    Season 3 Episode 3
    Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
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    Season 3 Episode 4
    Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
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    Season 3 Episode 5
    We Called It Mr. Pinky
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    Season 3 Episode 6
    Hi, Mr. Horned One
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    Season 3 Episode 7
    Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
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    Season 3 Episode 8
    That Voodoo That I Do Do
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    Season 3 Episode 9
    Madame and Her Special Friend
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    Season 3 Episode 10
    Something Salted and Twisted
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    Season 3 Episode 11
    Santa's Village of the Damned
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    Season 3 Episode 12
    That Special Tug
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    Season 3 Episode 13
    Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
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    Season 3 Episode 14
    Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
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    Season 3 Episode 15
    My Tongue Is Meat
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    Season 3 Episode 16
    Ergo, the Booty Call
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    Season 3 Episode 17
    The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
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    Season 3 Episode 18
    The Spit-Covered Cobbler
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    Season 3 Episode 19
    Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
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    Season 3 Episode 20
    Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
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    Season 3 Episode 21
    And the Plot Moistens
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    Season 3 Episode 22
    Just Once with Aunt Sophie
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    Season 3 Episode 23
    Arguments for the Quickie
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    Season 3 Episode 24
    That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
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    Season 4 Episode 1
    Working for Caligula
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    Season 4 Episode 2
    Who's Vod Kanockers?
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    Season 4 Episode 3
    The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
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    Season 4 Episode 4
    A Pot Smoking Monkey
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    Season 4 Episode 5
    A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
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    Season 4 Episode 6
    Apologies for the Frivolity
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    Season 4 Episode 7
    Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
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    Season 4 Episode 8
    Release the Dogs
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    Season 4 Episode 9
    Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
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    Season 4 Episode 10
    Kissing Abraham Lincoln
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    Season 4 Episode 11
    Walnuts and Demerol
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    Season 4 Episode 12
    Castrating Sheep in Montana
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    Season 4 Episode 13
    Don't Worry, Speed Racer
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    Season 4 Episode 14
    That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
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    Season 4 Episode 15
    My Damn Stalker
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    Season 4 Episode 16
    Young People Have Phlegm Too
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    Season 4 Episode 17
    I Merely Slept with a Commie
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    Season 4 Episode 18
    It Never Rains in Hooterville
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    Season 4 Episode 19
    Smooth As a Ken Doll
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    Season 4 Episode 20
    Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
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    Season 4 Episode 21
    Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
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    Season 4 Episode 22
    Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
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    Season 4 Episode 23
    Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
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    Season 4 Episode 24
    Prostitutes and Gelato
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    Season 5 Episode 1
    Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
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    Season 5 Episode 2
    Media Room Slash Dungeon
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    Season 5 Episode 3
    Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
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    Season 5 Episode 4
    City of Great Racks
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    Season 5 Episode 5
    Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
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    Season 5 Episode 6
    Help Daddy Find His Toenail
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    Season 5 Episode 7
    Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
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    Season 5 Episode 8
    Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
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    Season 5 Episode 9
    Tight's Good
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    Season 5 Episode 10
    Kinda Like Necrophilia
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    Season 5 Episode 11
    Meander to Your Dander
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    Season 5 Episode 12
    A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
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    Season 5 Episode 13
    The Soil Is Moist
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    Season 5 Episode 14
    Winky-Dink Time
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    Season 5 Episode 15
    Rough Night in Hump Junction
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    Season 5 Episode 16
    Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
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    Season 5 Episode 17
    Fish in a Drawer
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    Season 5 Episode 18
    If My Hole Could Talk
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    Season 5 Episode 19
    Waiting for the Right Snapper
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    Season 6 Episode 1
    Taterhead Is Our Love Child
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    Season 6 Episode 2
    Pie Hole, Herb
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    Season 6 Episode 3
    Damn You, Eggs Benedict
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    Season 6 Episode 4
    The Flavin' and the Mavin'
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    Season 6 Episode 5
    A Jock Strap in Hell
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    Season 6 Episode 6
    It's Always Nazi Week
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    Season 6 Episode 7
    Best H.O. Money Can Buy
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    Season 6 Episode 8
    Pinocchio's Mouth
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    Season 6 Episode 9
    The Mooch at the Boo
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    Season 6 Episode 10
    He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
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    Season 6 Episode 11
    The Devil's Lube
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    Season 6 Episode 12
    Thank God for Scoliosis
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    Season 6 Episode 13
    I Think You Offended Don
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    Season 6 Episode 14
    David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
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    Season 6 Episode 15
    I'd Like to Start with the Cat
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    Season 6 Episode 16
    She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
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    Season 6 Episode 17
    The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
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    Season 6 Episode 18
    My Son's Enormous Head
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    Season 6 Episode 19
    The Two Finger Rule
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    Season 6 Episode 20
    Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
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    Season 6 Episode 21
    Above Exalted Cyclops
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    Season 6 Episode 22
    Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
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    Season 6 Episode 23
    Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
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    Season 6 Episode 24
    Baseball with Better Steroids
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    Season 7 Episode 1
    818-jklpuzo
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    Season 7 Episode 2
    Whipped Unto the Third Generation
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    Season 7 Episode 3
    Mmm, Fish. Yum.
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    Season 7 Episode 4
    Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
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    Season 7 Episode 5
    For the Sake of the Child
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    Season 7 Episode 6
    Give Me Your Thumb
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    Season 7 Episode 7
    Untainted by Filth
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    Season 7 Episode 8
    Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
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    Season 7 Episode 9
    Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
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    Season 7 Episode 10
    That's Why They Call It Ball Room
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    Season 7 Episode 11
    Warning, It's Dirty
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    Season 7 Episode 12
    Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
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    Season 7 Episode 13
    Yay, No Polyps!
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    Season 7 Episode 14
    Crude and Uncalled For
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    Season 7 Episode 15
    Aye, Aye, Captain
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    Season 7 Episode 16
    Tinkle Like a Princess
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    Season 7 Episode 17
    I Found Your Moustache
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    Season 7 Episode 18
    Ixnay on the Oggie Day
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    Season 7 Episode 19
    Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
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    Season 7 Episode 20
    I Called Him Magoo
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    Season 7 Episode 21
    Gumby with a Pokey
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    Season 7 Episode 22
    This Is Not Gonna End Well
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    Season 8 Episode 1
    Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
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    Season 8 Episode 2
    A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
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    Season 8 Episode 3
    A Pudding-Filled Cactus
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    Season 8 Episode 4
    Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
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    Season 8 Episode 5
    The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
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    Season 8 Episode 6
    Twanging Your Magic Clanger
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    Season 8 Episode 7
    The Crazy Bitch Gazette
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    Season 8 Episode 8
    Springtime on a Stick
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    Season 8 Episode 9
    A Good Time in Central Africa
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    Season 8 Episode 10
    Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
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    Season 8 Episode 11
    Dead from the Waist Down
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    Season 8 Episode 12
    Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
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    Season 8 Episode 13
    Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
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    Season 8 Episode 14
    Lookin' for Japanese Subs
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    Season 8 Episode 15
    Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
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    Season 8 Episode 16
    That Darn Priest
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    Season 9 Episode 1
    Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
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    Season 9 Episode 2
    People Who Love Peepholes
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    Season 9 Episode 3
    Big Girls Don't Throw Food
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    Season 9 Episode 4
    Nine Magic Fingers
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    Season 9 Episode 5
    A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
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    Season 9 Episode 6
    The Squat and the Hover
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    Season 9 Episode 7
    Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
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    Season 9 Episode 8
    Thank You for the Intercourse
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    Season 9 Episode 9
    Frodo's Headshots
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    Season 9 Episode 10
    A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
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    Season 9 Episode 11
    What a Lovely Landing Strip
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    Season 9 Episode 12
    One False Move, Zimbabwe!
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    Season 9 Episode 13
    Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
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    Season 9 Episode 14
    A Possum on Chemo
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    Season 9 Episode 15
    The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
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    Season 9 Episode 16
    Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
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    Season 9 Episode 17
    Not in My Mouth!
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    Season 9 Episode 18
    The War Against Gingivitis
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    Season 9 Episode 19
    Palmdale, Ech
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    Season 9 Episode 20
    Grandma's Pie
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    Season 9 Episode 21
    Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
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    Season 9 Episode 22
    Why We Gave Up Women
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    Season 9 Episode 23
    The Straw in My Donut Hole
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    Season 9 Episode 24
    Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
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    Season 10 Episode 1
    I Changed My Mind About the Milk
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    Season 10 Episode 2
    A Big Bag of Dog
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    Season 10 Episode 3
    Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
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    Season 10 Episode 4
    You Do Know What the Lollipop's For
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    Season 10 Episode 5
    That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
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    Season 10 Episode 6
    Ferrets, Attack!
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    Season 10 Episode 7
    Avoid the Chinese Mustard
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    Season 10 Episode 8
    Something My Gynecologist Said
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    Season 10 Episode 9
    I Scream When I Pee
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    Season 10 Episode 10
    One Nut Johnson
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    Season 10 Episode 11
    Give Santa a Tail-Hole
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    Season 10 Episode 12
    Welcome to Alancrest
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    Season 10 Episode 13
    Grab a Feather and Get in Line
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    Season 10 Episode 14
    Run, Steven Staven! Run!
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    Season 10 Episode 15
    Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
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    Season 10 Episode 16
    Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
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    Season 10 Episode 17
    Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
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    Season 10 Episode 18
    The 9:04 from Pemberton
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    Season 10 Episode 19
    Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
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    Season 10 Episode 20
    Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
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    Season 10 Episode 21
    Another Night with Neil Diamond
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    Season 10 Episode 22
    My Bodacious Vidalia
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    Season 10 Episode 23
    Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
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    Season 11 Episode 1
    Nangnangnangnang
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    Season 11 Episode 2
    I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
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    Season 11 Episode 3
    This Unblessed Biscuit
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    Season 11 Episode 4
    Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
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    Season 11 Episode 5
    Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
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    Season 11 Episode 6
    Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
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    Season 11 Episode 7
    Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
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    Season 11 Episode 8
    Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
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    Season 11 Episode 9
    Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
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    Season 11 Episode 10
    On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
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    Season 11 Episode 11
    Tazed in the Lady Nuts
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    Season 11 Episode 12
    Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
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    Season 11 Episode 13
    Bite Me, Supreme Court
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    Season 11 Episode 14
    Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
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    Season 11 Episode 15
    Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
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    Season 11 Episode 16
    How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
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    Season 11 Episode 17
    Welcome Home, Jake
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    Season 11 Episode 18
    West Side Story
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    Season 11 Episode 19
    Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
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    Season 11 Episode 20
    Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
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    Season 11 Episode 21
    Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot
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    Season 11 Episode 22
    Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
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    Season 12 Episode 1
    The Ol' Mexican Spinach
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    Season 12 Episode 2
    A Chic Bar in Ibiza
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    Duration: 30 min
    Season 12 Episode 3
    Glamping in a Yurt
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    Duration: 30 min
    Season 12 Episode 4
    Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
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    Duration: 30 min
    Season 12 Episode 5
    Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
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    Duration: 30 min
    Season 12 Episode 6
    Alan Shot a Little Girl
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    Duration: 30 min
    Season 12 Episode 7
    Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
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    Duration: 30 min
    Season 12 Episode 8
    Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey
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    Duration: 30 min
    Season 12 Episode 9
    Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
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    Duration: 30 min
    Season 12 Episode 10
    Here I Come, Pants!
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    Duration: 30 min
    Season 12 Episode 11
    For Whom the Booty Calls
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    Duration: 30 min
    Season 12 Episode 12
    A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
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    Duration: 30 min
    Season 12 Episode 13
    Boompa Loved His Hookers
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    Duration: 30 min
    Season 12 Episode 14
    Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
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    Duration: 30 min
    Season 12 Episode 15
    Of Course He's Dead - Part One
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    Duration: 30 min
    Season 12 Episode 16
    Of Course He's Dead - Part Two
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    Duration: 30 min
    • Jon Cryer

      as Alan Harper
    • Ashton Kutcher

      as Walden Schmidt
    • Conchata Ferrell

      as Berta
    • Amber Tamblyn

      as Jenny
    Production Jim Patterson Executive Producer
    Production Don Reo Executive Producer
    Production Tim Kelleher Consulting Producer
    Production Joe Bella Co-Producer
    Production Chuck Lorre Executive Producer

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